Well, let me tell ya, these yoga pants, they’re somethin’ else. Yoga pants and camel toe, that’s what the young’uns are callin’ it these days. Don’t ask me what a “camel toe” is, sounds like somethin’ from the desert to me. But these pants, they’re tight, real tight. Like sausage casing, you know?

I seen them girls wearin’ ’em, all stretchy and clingy. Shows everythin’, it does. Back in my day, we wore dresses, big ol’ dresses that covered everythin’ up. Nobody wanted to see your… well, you know. But times have changed, I guess. These young girls, they like showin’ it all off.
These yoga pants, they’re made of somethin’ called “underlux” or somethin’ like that. Sounds fancy, don’t it? They say it’s breathable, so you don’t get all sweaty, and it’s absorbent, soaks up the sweat, I guess. And they say it ain’t see-through, but I seen some that are so thin, you can see right through ’em. Lord have mercy!
- Makes you wonder what they’re thinkin’, wearin’ stuff like that.
- But I hear tell it’s the fashion now.
- Fashion, ha! Back in my day, fashion was wearin’ somethin’ that kept you warm in the winter and cool in the summer.
These yoga pants, they’re thin, that’s for sure. But they say they keep you warm in the winter and cool in the summer. How’s that work? I don’t know. Magic, maybe. And they say they protect you from the sun, too. So, you don’t gotta worry about gettin’ sunburned on your legs. But you still gotta put sunscreen on your face, mind you. Can’t forget that.
I heard tell that men, they like these yoga pants. They say it makes the girls look… well, you know… shapely. They like seein’ the girls’ hips and legs all hugged in tight. More than eighty percent of ’em, I heard. Eighty percent! That’s a lot of men lookin’ at these girls in their tight pants.
Now, some folks, they say these yoga pants are too revealing. They say it ain’t proper for girls to be walkin’ around like that. And they worry about this “camel toe” thing. They don’t want nobody seein’ that. There’s even talk about special underwear so that “camel toe” doesn’t show. Land sakes, the things these young’uns come up with! They got stuff called “undie-shame” now, too. I ain’t even gonna try to figure that one out.

But these girls, they don’t seem to care what folks say. They wear their yoga pants everywhere. To the store, to the gym, even just walkin’ down the street. And they got all different kinds, too. Black ones, white ones, pink ones, ones with patterns all over ’em. And some of ’em are so tight, you wonder how they can even breathe in ’em.
There’s even these websites, I heard, where they post pictures of girls in yoga pants. Just pictures of their… well, you know… behinds. And these fellas, they go on there and look at ’em. Can you believe that? It’s a whole thing, this yoga pants obsession. It’s a different world now, that’s for sure.
Me, I’ll stick to my dresses, thank you very much. I don’t need no tight pants showin’ off everythin’. I’m too old for that nonsense. But these young girls, they can do what they want. It’s their life, after all. But I just hope they don’t catch a cold wearin’ those thin things in the winter. And I hope they don’t get too sunburned in the summer. And I hope they don’t get stared at too much by those fellas lookin’ at their… well, you know.
So, that’s the story on these yoga pants, as far as I can tell. They’re tight, they’re showy, and they’re the fashion now. And if you’re a young girl, you probably got a pair or two in your closet. But me, I’ll stick to my good ol’ dresses. They’re comfortable, they’re modest, and they keep me covered up. And that’s all that matters to me.
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