Okay, let’s talk about how to get off without making a mess. You know, sometimes you just want to have a little fun without the cleanup afterward. So, I tried a few things, and here’s what worked for me.
First, I grabbed some tissues. Lots of them. I figured it’s better to be over-prepared than under-prepared, right? I laid them out on my bed, making a nice little landing zone.
- Get a bunch of tissues.
- Lay them out where you’ll need them.
Next, I decided to use some lube. Not just any lube, though. I went with a thicker one. I figured it would be less likely to drip everywhere. I applied it generously, because why not?
My Lube Choice
I opted for a thick, water-based lube. It seemed like the best bet for easy cleanup. Plus, it felt pretty good, too.
Then, I got down to business. I started slow, building up the pace. I kept those tissues within arm’s reach, just in case. As things got more intense, I made sure to aim for the tissues. It was a bit like a game, trying to keep everything contained.
When I was about to finish, I grabbed a wad of tissues and covered myself. I pressed down firmly to catch everything. And guess what? It worked! No mess on the sheets, no mess on me.
Afterward, I just wrapped up the used tissues and tossed them in the trash. Easy peasy. I even took a moment to appreciate how clean everything still was. Success!
So, there you have it. That’s how I managed to masturbate without making a mess. It’s all about preparation and a little bit of technique. Give it a try, and you might be surprised at how well it works.
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