Okay, so, I tried this yoni massage thing. Yeah, you heard that right. It’s been all the buzz, and I was curious. Needed some serious stress relief, and regular massages weren’t cutting it. So, I booked an appointment with this lady who’s supposed to be a pro at it. Had like, tons of experience, or so her website said. I was nervous, not gonna lie. It’s not every day you get a massage down there, right?
First off, finding the right person was a whole thing. I mean, how do you even bring that up? “Hey, so, I’m looking for a yoni massage…?” I ended up doing a lot of online searches, reading reviews, the whole nine yards. Finally found someone who seemed legit and had good vibes. She talked about it in a super respectful way, which helped. I think finding someone who knows what they’re doing is key. This lady had been doing it for years, so that was a plus.
The day of, I was a bundle of nerves. Got to her place, and it was all very zen. Candles, soft music, the whole shebang. We chatted for a bit, and she explained what she was gonna do. Made me feel a bit more at ease. She emphasized listening to my body, which I appreciated.
- She had me lie down, and it started like a regular massage, you know, back, shoulders, that kind of stuff.
- Then, she slowly, and I mean slowly, moved towards, well, you know.
- She started with the perineum, which is that spot between your, um, parts. Felt kinda weird at first, but not bad.
- Then she gently started massaging my vulva. That was… interesting. It’s not something I’d ever really thought about, to be honest.
The actual yoni massage part
She used her fingers and just the right amount of pressure. It wasn’t like a regular massage at all, more like a gentle exploration. I mean she was moving all around, touching all the bits. It felt really, really intimate, and I had to keep reminding myself to breathe. It was such a strange feeling.
Honestly, it was intense. I felt all sorts of emotions come up. It was like, all this tension I didn’t even know I was carrying just started to melt away. It was both physical and emotional, if that makes sense. Like, releasing all the stuff that was stuck. It was emotional, and a little bit, but I tried to stay present.
Afterward, I felt… different. Lighter, maybe? Definitely more relaxed. It was a really unique experience. I’m not sure I’d do it all the time, but it was definitely worth trying. It’s like it opened up a whole new level of self-awareness. Like, now I know how to relax, and release stress. It’s pretty wild. I feel much better than before I took the massage, it really worked.
So, yeah, that’s my yoni massage story. If you’re thinking about it, I’d say do your research, find someone you trust, and go for it. It’s definitely not your average spa day, but it might just be what you need. If you ask me if I will do it again, I think I might.
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