Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here genital bleaching cream stuff. I ain’t no doctor or nothin’, but I heard some things and seen some things, and I’ll tell ya what I know.
First off, what is this cream for anyways? Seems like folks wanna lighten up their private parts these days. They say it’s for makin’ things look prettier down there, but I always say, God made ya the way ya are for a reason, right?
Anyways, if you’re gonna go messin’ around with creams and such, you gotta be careful. I heard tell ya can’t be doin’ certain things before ya use it. Like, no hanky-panky for a while, ya hear? And no shavin’ or waxin’ neither. Gotta let things be natural, or else ya might get into trouble.
- No foolin’ around in bed
- No gettin’ rid of hair down there
- No sweatin’ like a pig from runnin’ or them yoga classes them city folks do
- And no tight underwear! Gotta let things breathe, ya know?
If ya don’t listen, ya might end up with itchin’ and burnin’ and all sorts of nasty stuff. They say it’s usually just a little bit, and it goes away, but sometimes it don’t. And then whatcha gonna do? Huh?
Now, this here cream, it’s got somethin’ in it called hydro-somethin’-or-other. Sounds fancy, but all it does is make your skin lighter. It slows down the stuff that makes your skin dark, ya know? Like freckles, but down there. Seems kinda strange to me, messin’ with nature like that. But folks do all sorts of things these days, I tell ya.
I heard some folks even bleach the inside parts too. Lord have mercy! That sounds dangerous to me. I mean, that ain’t natural, right? But like I said, I ain’t no doctor. Just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two.
If you’re thinkin’ about doin’ this, you gotta do your homework. Don’t just go slatherin’ any old cream on yourself. Make sure ya know what’s in it and what it can do to ya. And for goodness sake, talk to a doctor if ya can. They know more than I do, that’s for sure.
And remember, just ’cause some magazine or some fancy city gal says it’s the thing to do, don’t mean ya gotta do it. Be happy with who ya are and how ya look. That’s what I always say. Inner beauty is what really matters, not what color your privates are.
But hey, if you’re set on doin’ it, be safe about it. And don’t say I didn’t warn ya if things go wrong. I’ve seen enough messes in my life to know that sometimes, it’s best to just leave well enough alone.
This whole thing reminds me of that time when the neighbor’s dog got into the paint. He was a white dog, and he ended up all sorts of colors. Looked ridiculous, I tell ya. And it took forever to get that paint off him. Sometimes, I think folks are just like that dog, always tryin’ to change themselves into somethin’ they ain’t.
So, that’s my two cents on this genital bleaching cream. Take it or leave it. But remember, be careful and think twice before ya do somethin’ ya might regret. And most importantly, love yourself the way God made ya.
One more thing, don’t believe everything you read on the internet, you know. Lots of them city folk will try to sell you anything and everything. They just want your money. You be smart now, and don’t be fooled by all that fancy talk.
And if things don’t look right down there, or it hurts more than it should, you go see a doctor. Don’t be shy about it neither. They’ve seen it all before, trust me. Better to be safe than sorry, that’s what I always say.
Alright, I’ve talked enough. Y’all take care now, and don’t do anything foolish.
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