Well, I gotta tell ya, somethin’ happened today that just plum tickled me, and then kinda grossed me out, you know? I was just doin’ my business, sittin’ on the pot, and everything was normal like, you know. So I was wiping after a good poop, nothin’ fancy, just the usual.
And then, wouldn’t ya know it, I felt somethin’… somethin’ wasn’t right. Felt like a little piece of thread or somethin’ was stuck. So I tugged a bit, and holy moly, it just kept comin’! I pulled, and I pulled, and out came this long, dark hair. Lord have mercy, I just pulled a long hair out of my bum!
Now, where that hair come from, I ain’t got the foggiest. My hair ain’t that long no more, all chopped off and gray. And my man, well, he’s bald as a cue ball on top, bless his heart. So it sure weren’t from either of us. Made me think a bit, you know? How’d it get there? Did I swallow it somehow? Did it just… work its way in? The whole thing’s a mystery, like one of them stories on the TV.
- Maybe it got stuck in my clothes?
- Maybe it was from the dog, that ol’ hound sheds like crazy.
- Maybe it just happened, like things do sometimes.
I ain’t gonna lie, it was kinda weird. I’ve pulled a long hair out of my colon, it says on that internet thingy my grandson showed me. Gross yet satisfyin’, they said. Well, I don’t know about satisfyin’, but it sure was somethin’. Made me wonder if this kinda thing happens to other folks too. Is this something everybody gets, or am I just the lucky one?
I asked my neighbor, old Patty, about it, and she just laughed. Said she’s found all sorts of things in her… well, you know… after a lifetime of farmin’ and raisin’ kids. Said it’s just part of life, nothin’ to get your knickers in a twist about. Is it normal to have hair around your anus? Patty says it is, so I guess it is. That internet thingy says the same too, somethin’ about “peri anal hair” bein’ common. Sounded fancy, but I reckon it just means hair around your backside.
But this hair, it was different, ya know? It was long, like a horse’s tail, not just them little short ones. And it got me thinkin’, what if there’s somethin’ wrong? I mean, pulling hair out of the bum can be a sign of an underlying problem, that’s what I read. Said it can even lead to complications if you don’t deal with it. Now, I ain’t one for runnin’ to the doctor for every little thing, but this had me a bit worried.
But then again, maybe it ain’t nothin’. Maybe it’s just one of them things that happens, you know? Like when you find a lost sock in the dryer, or a penny on the sidewalk. Life throws ya curveballs, and sometimes them curveballs is long hairs comin’ outta your backside.
I figure, if it happens again, maybe I’ll ask my grandson to look it up on that internet thing. He knows all about that stuff. Maybe there’s some cream or somethin’ I can use. Normal: You can pluck it if you can take some brief pain. That internet thing even said you can pluck it, if you’re brave enough. But pluckin’ down there? No thank you! I’ll stick to wipin’ and hopin’ for the best.
Anyway, I just thought I’d share my little story. It ain’t every day you pull a long hair outta your bum, that’s for sure. And if it’s happened to you, well, you ain’t alone. Just goes to show, life’s full of surprises, some good, some bad, and some just plain weird. And sometimes, the weirdest things happen when you’re least expectin’ it, sittin’ right there on the pot.
So, if you ever find yourself in the same boat, don’t fret too much. Just chalk it up to one of life’s little mysteries and keep on keepin’ on. And maybe, just maybe, check your clothes before you sit down next time.
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