Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “masturbation oil,” they call it. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but somethin’ to make things… smoother, you know? Like greasin’ a pan before you fry an egg. Gotta make things slick, otherwise, it’s just a mess.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I heard tell some folks use coconut oil. Yeah, the stuff you cook with! Imagine that. They say it makes things real nice and slippery, and it smells kinda sweet, too. Good for pleasure, they say. Makes things… more fun. I guess if it works, it works. Ain’t no shame in that.
And it ain’t just for when you’re with someone else, neither. You can use this stuff all by your lonesome, too. For… you know… self-care. Everybody needs a little somethin’ to take the edge off, right? Whether you’re young or old, man or woman, or whatever else you wanna be. It’s all the same in the dark, ain’t it?
- It helps things slide
- It makes things more comfortable
- It can make things feel… better
Why use this oil stuff? Well, it’s simple. Sometimes things ain’t as… juicy as they used to be. Or maybe they never were. And that’s alright. This oil, it just makes everything easier. Less rubbin’ and a-fussin’, more… well, you know. And it ain’t just about makin’ things slippery, though. It’s about feelin’ good, too. More sensation, they call it. Means it feels better.
I heard there’s other kinds of oils, too. Vitamin E oil, they say. Sounds healthy, at least. I reckon it all does the same thing, though. Just makes things… you know… go smoother. Whether you’re with your husband, or… by yourself… it don’t matter. It’s about feelin’ good and takin’ care of yourself. And if a little oil helps with that, then so be it.
And don’t let nobody tell you it’s wrong or shameful, neither. Everybody does it, or at least, most folks do. It’s natural. It’s human. And it can be good for you! I heard tell it can help you sleep better, and make you less stressed out. Heck, it can even lower your blood pressure, they say. Now, I don’t know about all that science stuff, but if it makes you feel good, then it can’t be all bad, can it?
So, if you’re thinkin’ about tryin’ some of this “masturbation oil,” don’t be shy. Go on and get yourself some. It ain’t nothin’ to be embarrassed about. It’s just another way to take care of yourself, and maybe have a little fun while you’re at it. And that’s alright in my book. Just make sure you choose an oil that’s safe for your body, that’s important. Don’t go usin’ motor oil or somethin’ crazy like that. Use somethin’ natural, somethin’ that won’t cause you no problems. And then… well, you just go ahead and enjoy yourself. That’s all there is to it.
And listen, don’t go thinkin’ this is just for young folks, neither. Us old folks need a little help sometimes, too. Things ain’t always as easy as they used to be, you know? And there ain’t no shame in that. Just a little bit of oil can make all the difference. So, go ahead, give it a try. You might be surprised at how much you like it. And remember, there’s no right or wrong way to do it. Just do what feels good for you. That’s the most important thing.
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