Well, hey there. Let’s talk about this shiny nose thing, you know, the one that looks like you could fry an egg on it? Yeah, that very oily nose. It...

Alright, let’s talk about these Coway hepa filters, you know, the things that go in them air cleaner thingamajigs. My neighbor, she got one of them fancy Coway air cleaners,...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout them organic jalapenos. You know, the ones they say are better for ya. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I reckon they...

Alright, let’s talk about when it’s a good time to have some tea, you know, like them fancy folks do. But I ain’t fancy, so I’ll just tell it to...

Alright, let’s talk about this cinnamon lemon thing, you know? I heard folks sayin’ it’s good for ya, so I figured, why not? I ain’t no doctor, mind you, but...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole “can an std cause your period to be late” thing, it’s a bit of a mess. You know, back in my day, we...

Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat about takin’ care of your mama, ya hear? It ain’t rocket science, but it sure is somethin’ you gotta put your heart into....

Well, let’s talk about this 7 magnesium thing, whatever it is. I heard it’s somethin’ good for ya, like them fancy vitamins them city folks are always takin’. My old...

Okay, here’s the article about Sleepytime Tea Detox, written like a plain old woman would tell it: Alright, let’s talk about this sleepytime tea thing, the one they say helps...

Alright, so you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to make your hair look nice and purdy, huh? Somethin’ called “natural hair color shampoo,” eh? Well, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but...