Alright, let’s talk about them brass thingamajigs for the kitchen, you know, the pots and pans and such. I ain’t no fancy cook or nothin’, but I know a thing...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “masturbation oil,” they call it. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but somethin’ to make things… smoother, you know? Like greasin’ a pan before...

Alright, let’s talk about pull-ups, you know, those things where you pull yourself up on a bar. Not everyone can do ’em, especially us old folks. So, what do you...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this… “kokum butter,” whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but they say it’s good for your skin, so let’s see what the fuss is all...

Alright, let’s talk about makin’ your hair smell good, you know, like them fancy ladies in town, but without spendin’ a whole lotta money. We ain’t got money to throw...

Alright, so you wanna know about this “intimacy” thing, huh? Sounds fancy, but it ain’t that complicated. It’s like this… you know when you’re really close to someone? Like, you...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about somethin’ that’s been on my mind lately – them yoga pants. Yep, them tight-fittin’ things all the young’uns are wearin’ these days. Now,...

Alright, let’s talk about this sleepytime tea detox thing. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about feelin’ good and gettin’ a good...

Alright, alright, listen up you young’uns. Granny’s gonna tell ya ‘bout them low-fat vegan snacks. Don’t go wrinklin’ your noses now, some of this stuff’s actually pretty good, even if...

Alright, let’s talk about them fancy Korean hairs, the kind they used to wear back in the day. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just seen some pictures and heard...